Really?

OMG, as a pretty well-traveled preggo, you know you've sunk to an all time low when you actually think (and actually believe) the words: "OMFG, this Casey's pizza is the best thing I've ever eaten in my entire life." While you're driving...AND EATING it (omg). And you normally don't even like pizza! And you, in fact, have never had (or wanted) Casey's pizza before even though you've lived in the QC your whole life. Yet you're eating it and driving. I am totally turning into preggo trash. HELP!

So in general (no pun intended), I don't really like pizza, which makes this very true story even more unbelievable. This is because I'm a vegetarian. You can only eat so many cheese pizzas or veggie pizzas in your life before you'd rather just eat Twizzlers for dinner (rainbow ones ONLY).

I TOLERATE pizza. like when other people want to order it or I'm forced into it, but I'd rather be eating Thai, like times one million %. Kurt's parents do like to hit up this place in Walcott that has Happy Joe's pizza, so when we go there, I order the Taco Little Joe sans beans and meat. I mainly do this for the crunched up chips on top of it. Sure, I could cut out the middle man, save $10 and hit, again, CASEY'S (omg!) on the way outta town and swoop some Taco Doritos, but something about the warm crunchedupness plus the taco sauce is pretty good, I'll admit.


So I've already been borderline preggo trash since last week when I acquired my Mac & Chz addiction, but at least I wasn't eating it in the car. No, not homemade or from Hy-Vee (yuck) deli. Kraft, baby. Boxed!! I tried to be a little higher class and con Kurt into making me the shells & cheese a couple times. Then I said eff it and bought like fourteen boxes of boxed old school Mac & Chz. WTH IS GOING ON WITH ME - I don't eat eggs so normally I will not eat egg noodles. Or powdered cheese. Ew. And I definitely would take issue with 4 tblsp butter plus 1/4 cup of cow's milk! OMG! I am eating dried and non-dried dairy, and APPARENTLY, I also know the recipe by heart now. Intervention, plz.

So I can't even tell you the last time I was jonesing for some boxed mac & chz. I'm thinking circa sixth grade when my mom hadn't been to the store and I was required to make lunch for me and my bro. He would only eat the WHEELS but that is a whole different story. It was either make the mac or watch the brother roll Wonderbread into a huge packed-down ball and eat it like an apple. Little brothers are funny. Point being, I don't normally eat mac & cheese yet I'm sure the lady checking me out at Wal-Mart assumed I ran a 20-kid daycare with nothing on the menu but Kraft. She didn't say anything though...as she scanned box after box after box.

Anyway, Enter Facebook. I filled out this lil survey last week that had 50 random questions. One was something like: do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? My answer: Thai. I don't really like either and would never go out of my way to get either. BUT ever since posting that, I've kind of been wanting pizza but trying to ignore. Tonight I had a chiro appointment so I called in a lil mushroom pizza to Casey's across the street. No, I'm not lying. Anyway, omg was it good...amazing actually. Why is food sooooooooooooo good when you're pregnant, even if it's from the same place you buy gas?? I was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo starving by the time I picked it up, I thought I'd die for sure. Hence the reason I ate a piece (fine, two!) on our ultra-long drive home. Granted I was totally hitting the trough on the blood sugar scale BUT no excuse. Clearly this pregnancy is clouding my sense of good food and good judgment and all-around classiness. Either that or I've been missing out not eating Casey's pizza all these years. For reals.

So yes I'm still huge, meaning my stomach. Stomach is all baby. Don't worry, I won't complain about my a$$...I know why that is getting bigger (see all paragraphs above). LOL!

What happened to my days of craving fruit at all hours of the night? Haha.

Again, HELP! I'm about to apply for jobs at Casey's so the pizza and I can be together 24/7.

Love,

US :)